The listing, At Home Marijuana Drug Test for Pot or Weed Be Ready 4 Work Drug Test -Or Great Stoner Joke Gag Gift has ended.
Hi, thanks for looking! Up for grabs we have a:
NEW at home drug test for Marijuana. This is made by New Choice & expires on 11/2013. My husband & I ran a control test the other day to see if it was hard to do, & if it was accurate. The test is super easy to do. Basically you pee in a cup, & dip a stick type apparatus into the pee for 3 seconds. Then, remove the stick from the pee, set it on a non-absorbent surface & wait for 5 minutes. If you see one line, it is positive. If you see 2 lines, it is negative. Now for the accuracy-I don't smoke, but the husband does. The test accurately showed me as negative & hubs as positive.
Now why would you want a pot test? Well, lets say your workplace tests, or you're on probation. Wouldn't it be cool to have an idea of how your test will turn out? That way you could do whatever is needed to help change the result to be in your favor. Or you could wrap it up and anonymously gift it to a snotty co-worker at an office birthday party. Then everyone will start planning his/her intervention in the office gossip. Either way, if you're using this as a serious tool (which it works very well as) or as a joke or an uncomfortable accusation...it's here for you & its free. What more could you want except some substrate to make you test positive? Well, sorry, that is definitely not included with this auction :D
I ship free to USA. I ship only to Listia approved addresses sent to me within 7 days of end of auction. This comes to you from a cat free but dog ruled, smoke free home. I know, I know....you're saying wait, you said your husband - but I'm telling you nothing is smoked inside my house, tobacco or otherwise. So you're cool, I promise. Please be sure of your bid as there is no refunds for buyers remorse or for your inability to properly administer the test. Thanks for reading & happy bidding :D
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