FREE: "Derpy Dora" Figurine (ERMAHGERD!!)

The listing, "Derpy Dora" Figurine (ERMAHGERD!!) has ended.

BREAKING NEWS: Dora Maria Rosa la Exploradora, known by her fans as "Dora the Explorer" was released from the hospital after surviving a blow to the head during a robbery of her home on Monday. She identified the attacker as the notorious "Swiper the Fox". Neighbors reported hearing her shout "Swiper! No swiping!" before the sounds of the strike, and her body falling. Apparently that phrase wasn't as effective as she'd thought. Though fully recovered, this press photo shows that Dora was left with a permanent stray eye. The Internet has already rebranded her "Derpy Dora". Police are pursuing leads, but request help with any information around Swiper the Fox - as his whereabouts are still unknown at this time.

(ONLY the Derpy Dora figurine is included in this auction - she stands about 2-inches tall.)