FREE: ♨ Who's Craving Some 3.14?

The listing, ♨ Who's Craving Some 3.14? has ended.

::tap tap tap:: Ahem ... My fellow Listians. Today and tomorrow, and the next day, and so on, and so forth, I have for you 3 brand new, unused, fresh, untapped, untried, yet, true bars of Scentsy. What are Scentsy bars, you might ask? Well, if I may, I shall explain it to you in a very extremely detailed process so that all will understand: They smell good.

Up for grabs in no particular order, as I do not ever play favorites (unless it has to do with my children):

#1) Baked Apple Pie
#2) Cherry Almond Pie - Bring Back My Bar
#3) Blueberry Cheesecake (Hey! It's still a pie to me and that's all that matters! I mean, I hope that's okay with all of you. heh heh)

☤ That's pretty much it, other than a few side effects:
May cause drowsiness, upset stomach, inability to breathe, headache, nausea, speaking in foreign languages, hair pain, projectile vomiting, temporary loss of using the world wide web, loving the sound of bagpipes, redundancy, redundancy, ability to use logic and reasoning, sudden peculiar obsession with Liberace, or temporary tooth loss. Please consult your nearest gas attendant before using these products.

That is all.

╰☆╮ Oh, now to the boring rules: You must have a verified shipping address via Listia in order to win this auction. If you do not have one, please do so now. I will pause for a few moments while you do that. When you are finished, press 1.........

However, if you do not have a verified blah, blah, blah, I shall track you down like a heroin addict looking for their next hit, shoot you out of a cannon, jump into my car to where you landed, run over you several times, take your credits, then re-list this auction. I know you're probably thinking I'm way too sweet, but, I can't help it. It's in my core.

::Fade To Black::