The listing, Straight From the Jungle - Giraffe & Zebra Large Handbag has ended.
Ok, ladies! I hope you appreciate all the trouble I went to, in order to obtain this purse. I had to run this giraffe down, hog-tie him, pull out my trusty switchblade, and slice off a nice patch of hide. Oh, c'mon! He'll never miss it after it heals ups. Trouble is....the lions smelled blood and came to investigate....which spooked some nearby zebras. This one particular zebra had witnessed what happened with the giraffe, and he came tearing over to me and layed down behind me. He looked at me with pleading eyes and said...(betcha didn't know zebras could talk, did ya)...look, dude....just take what you need....but PLEASE don't let the lions get me. I replied...DEAL!