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Hello Listians, This going to be a special auction where you the bidder decides how much of my Booty you get. I know what you are thinking, ol' Doc is going to confuse us again with his craziness. Naw, I will make it simple and YES to all you free shipping junkies, Shipping will be on old Doc.

HERE'S HOW THIS AUCTION IS GOING TO WORK...
Pictured is my treasure chest where I keep my booty, yes I am part pirate. 999 credits or less wins you my treasure chest, but no booty for you!! At every 1000 credits a treasure is reviled. And each 1000 bid the treasure get more valuable each time and a new one reviled. That simple. So you see, it's up to you how much of my booty you get from me, and I plan on making it worth it, here's a hint...it will be jewelery, and gems and stuff like that. Like I said, each of the items added to the chest will get better and better each time. The items may or may not fit in the chest. Because of the way Listia is set up, this can only go on until I cant edit and add pictures to my auction, I will update when I know when that is. At that point the auction will be for everything that has been pictured to that point. And Highest Bid gets all the Booty. Please ask questions if I have not made this clear enough. Lighter is not included, just there to show scale.

Questions & Comments

Really interesting auction...love your creativity!

Apr 3rd, 2013 at 12:51:36 PM PDT by

Aye, I thank thee for thy kind words, I love Listia and have set me sails and sights to make tis an even more fun place thy time. I hopes thee finds ol' Captain DocDoobie's crew worthy of joinin'

Apr 3rd, 2013 at 4:34:01 PM PDT by

Aye the jewel in me mouth duth cometh from me booty!!! I am thee watcher of ALL thee jewels of thee sea, as well as yer booty!! Nay not davey jone's locker, I been there, it be empty!!! Besides swimming with thee mermaids guardin me jewels is where ye can find me!!! Aye I be Rogue, I go me own path to riches & fame I tell ye!!! Watch fer me ole wise capt....watch fer me......

Apr 3rd, 2013 at 8:07:53 AM PDT by

Aye I watch fer thee with thy one good eye!!

Apr 3rd, 2013 at 12:17:09 PM PDT by

Me thinks a kindly pirate thou couldst not be! A pirate who dost give away his booty? What fantasy tis this story thou weavest? What untruth couldst this be, my lord? Why foolest the good citizens of our cozy little town? For sooth, thou be a baron in disquise! So sayeth this gentlewoman, Ladyhightower...The high seas couldst not make thee happy... only I...only I.

Apr 2nd, 2013 at 2:07:36 PM PDT by

Yaarrhh, there Lass..'tis the Pirate's life fer me! Aye! Shiver me timbers!!! who was on fire watch!! Thar be floggin' due or else me names Not Captain DocDoobie!! But first I must surrender up thy Booty, I may be a Pirate, but I be a Pirate of me word, so swear I.

Apr 2nd, 2013 at 2:32:10 PM PDT by

Cool auction, but I must say, that wasn't quite what I was thinking, lol

Mar 31st, 2013 at 3:27:41 PM PDT by

What were you thinking? All that matters is I made you look...lmao

Mar 31st, 2013 at 4:17:20 PM PDT by

FIGHT FER ME! or at least for thy treasure. But I do need'th more hands on deck. SO I say to thy Crew of Captain DocDoobie's Ship to shanghai me more willin or unwillin watchers for thy ship, Aye So thy Captain may receive thee hundredth watchin' thee commission from none other than LORD LISTIA thyself.As soon as tis battle is over I shall post thee new BIG BOOTY! Aye, so don't divert at least one eye form thy. Thee mystery continues...

Apr 3rd, 2013 at 12:29:13 PM PDT by

Arrrgh tis be be they Rouge that has broughteth us to thee next Level. Aye, me thinks tis is a extraordinary crew doth hast thee pleasure to set sail with. Never did thee expect tis, nay. Caugheth tis ol' captain off his guard. Me thunk we wooden Aaarrgh been tis far into thy jouney in such a wee 'mount of time. At tis pace i'll needth to commission another thar ship jest to ship thy shipment to thee destination, aaarrrgh, I want thy to get a piece of thee Captain's Booty, not sink tis ship in the progress. So as the one and only captain aboard tis here ship and Captains word be thee only law and me thinks, AYE, tis time to set sail to thy wind and cruise at a pace thee, the crew has shown to like. Everytime I poketh me head up on deck, it hath gone up 3 levels. So be it, I say. And since thy prizes art now really goin to step up a 10 fold, tis you shall see and thy shall agree that thee new number shall be three. 3k credit for thee land lovin' sea dogs. So, Aye. Your captain hath work ahead for thee, or tis it thy? Me thinks I needth a Pirate spell checkker, I do. Arrrh. So to sayth in Lameman's terms, Aye, owe me crew 2 more bobbles and a true treasure. Aye your captain shall return without haste with thy rewards. And truly I thank thee all for makin tis an enjoyable voyage. And I shall respond to each comment as I find time, I dont leave anyone behind, tis be your auction not thy's. Aye. Can I get ith a sweet pirate song that only a true Pirate can sing. "Yo hoo hoo and a bottle of rum..."

Apr 3rd, 2013 at 3:15:08 AM PDT by

Aye swabbin ye deck eh??? Jest keep me from the plank!!!! I dont like thee heights either :))

Apr 2nd, 2013 at 9:01:12 PM PDT by

I jest not when it cometh to sendin ye to Davey Jones Locker. Me thinks dat thar jewel in thee wenches mouth cometh from thy's Booty! 'Tis dis to be thar truth? Aye, as captain I be judge, jury and thee executioner. Test me not. Me thinks a floggin' tis in order, aye! Floggin ' all around I's say.

Apr 3rd, 2013 at 2:30:24 AM PDT by

Shiver me timbers!!!! Not again!

Apr 2nd, 2013 at 1:39:29 PM PDT by

Aye!! I feel thy pain. Tis is really hurtin thy booty. I better keep a better eye with thee one good one me has left!,,The treasure shall flow.and I shall return!

Apr 2nd, 2013 at 2:35:57 PM PDT by

f/w/b!!!

Mar 31st, 2013 at 5:01:15 AM PDT by

Fan right back at ya arrrg, and I see you have mystery of your own going own. I have a little something about this Chest that I am holding back. But sure as I am I am not Jack Sparrow, I shall post another little piece to this mystery.

Mar 31st, 2013 at 6:11:01 AM PDT by

Aye it tis As I stated and knowst tis would be thee ending of tis thar voyage, Not one of thee could best me first mate who hath proven herself a most worthy Pirate indeed. I says to the all thou be among greatness whinst thee with Rogue, Aye Me thinks was thy best treasure tis ol' captain gots, aye me newest mate she be

Apr 10th, 2013 at 2:56:26 AM PDT by

miss roguelee <3 the new profile pic...... so does that mean the rock that was between your lips is now in the pile of goodies??? lol <3 this convo! best read on here by far!!!!!

Apr 9th, 2013 at 9:11:46 PM PDT by

Arrggh Me thinks that thar been me missing jewel that was bury deep at thee bottom of me booty, and me first mate swallows it so thy Captain could'st find its, Aye buts me blade be thinkin differently so says I

Apr 9th, 2013 at 10:10:18 PM PDT by

Aye, thou hast made thy Captain proud and I shall pour some treasure on thee pile before me sets out to find even more booty. Arrrgh Me gots tis song stuck in me head, maybe thou knowst it " Booty, booty, booty, booty, rockin' everywhere Booty, booty, booty, booty, rockin' everywhere
Booty, booty, booty, booty, rockin' everywhere
Rockin' everywhere, rockin' everywhere
I found you Me's. New Booty
Get it together and bring it back to me
Hit thee pirate's club for about a month or two
Put tis hand on it thee see what it do"
Arrgh, me thinks Sie Bubba Sparxxx be suein thar Captain next, Me thinks

Apr 7th, 2013 at 1:03:47 PM PDT by

This auction is surely great and very entertaining to boot.

Apr 2nd, 2013 at 4:54:01 PM PDT by

Aye, welcome I say to thee, have you joined Captain DocDoobie's crew of misfits and scallywags on a 9 day voyage to hit my Booty and solve the mystery of how long I can keep 'tis up. I must say, tis a witty crew and the pace hath been full steam ahead which hast been testing dar very soul dat tis attached to these dar weary bones...the crew hath spoken and I doth hasta shake thee booty to see what falls out.

Apr 3rd, 2013 at 2:21:40 AM PDT by

Tis yer treasure I be after! Tis yer booty I will chase to get it!!! Just no boats lol I tend to get a wee bit of the sea sickness!!! :)

Apr 2nd, 2013 at 2:39:14 PM PDT by

I shall have you swabbin thee decks if one drops spews out of you!! Me thinks thar may be mutiny in thee air. I swear to thee thar is no rest for the wicked, So I shall return with something more out of me precious booty, aye.

Apr 2nd, 2013 at 4:16:33 PM PDT by

This is tooo cute ye ole scallywagger!!! Ye can bet ye last dubloom I'll be a biddin on ye fair treasure!!!! F, W & B :)

Apr 2nd, 2013 at 2:34:29 PM PDT by

AYE, at tis rate, I may hath to giveth up me last dubloom

Apr 3rd, 2013 at 12:14:15 PM PDT by

AAARRRGGG!!! I was outbided!!! Prepare to fire the cannons!!!!

Apr 2nd, 2013 at 1:37:48 PM PDT by

Aye1!! man thee cannons we be under attack!!

Apr 3rd, 2013 at 12:10:53 PM PDT by

very cool auction!!!

Mar 31st, 2013 at 3:50:12 AM PDT by

Thank you, I thought it to be clever. And thank you for being the first to comment. Even beat my friend I invited when I first posted. I am hoping this going to be a lot of fun, and I have in the works some very nice stuff. Maybe by the end of this auction I will have ya all talking like Pirates...Arrrg.

Mar 31st, 2013 at 4:07:13 AM PDT by

Yeah i know, i had to let the ladies go first, rule apply. I think a fully themed auction should do you well. Thanks doc for stepping up the game of bidding wars....lol

Mar 31st, 2013 at 5:06:06 AM PDT by

Well my friend, you set the bar up high. Besides, I am shooting for legendary Status. Aye Matey

Mar 31st, 2013 at 6:06:33 AM PDT by

Cool! F&W! ♥

Mar 31st, 2013 at 7:50:33 AM PDT by

Thank you and fan right back at cha

Mar 31st, 2013 at 11:41:13 AM PDT by

w/b/f.... wow, oubid at my first 3 bids.... this is BIG and has really piqued my interest... sounds mysterious and exciting. ♥

Mar 31st, 2013 at 6:37:24 PM PDT by

AHoy....We Have reach level one and time to update. TY mawmaa7 for the heads up. Captain Doc Doobie is about to show a little of his booty. Let me climb up into the crows nest and take a look out of my Prospect on the horizon. ARRggg I shall return

Mar 31st, 2013 at 7:39:05 PM PDT by

lol...arrrgggggg....

Mar 31st, 2013 at 7:40:20 PM PDT by

aaaarrrrrggg! Back at ya!

Apr 1st, 2013 at 11:05:21 AM PDT by

Great auction!! Love it! F&W.

Apr 1st, 2013 at 7:20:25 AM PDT by

Aye, tis be a fan of thee!! New updates are posted

Apr 1st, 2013 at 11:06:32 AM PDT by

Someone is gonna walk the plank for this!!!

Apr 2nd, 2013 at 1:38:30 PM PDT by

Me says never giveth up the fight, So Says I.

Apr 3rd, 2013 at 12:12:00 PM PDT by

Well shiver me timbers..at first thouht you were hook!!! so, i'll sprinkle some fairy dust..fan you and:)

Apr 2nd, 2013 at 1:28:49 PM PDT by

Aye, I be'th yer fan as well Tink, And I hath somethin' for thee for thy smile. Tis be a Link Fer Tink. http://s628.photobucket.com/user/milliesky/media/Tinkerbell/piratetinkerbell.png.html Be sure to return so thee dont get thu captain in trouble.

Apr 3rd, 2013 at 12:06:09 PM PDT by

AYYYEEE ye mate!!! I be like Blackbird comin' up behind yer ship to capture yer booty! The one in the picture. Not yer other one! Prepare to be boarded!!! Not waterboardered.

Apr 2nd, 2013 at 1:34:20 PM PDT by

Aye, Blackbeard, he tis one dat likes thee BOOTY

Apr 3rd, 2013 at 12:09:38 PM PDT by

Love the chest and love your dialogue :)

Apr 2nd, 2013 at 1:23:06 PM PDT by

Aye,,but LOVE is fer School Girls, Thee only loves a Pirate 'tis fer thee SEA! Welcome Aboard, I says! Now swab thee Deck school girl or tis over thee side ye goes!

Apr 3rd, 2013 at 11:58:36 AM PDT by

Arrrr I have Read Your Scrawlings From afar So I thought I would nary you this and say Great Auction ....

Apr 2nd, 2013 at 10:33:59 AM PDT by

Aye, I Thank thee sir and shall add you to me crew of misfits!! Or shanghai you!! Either way matey, youre one of us now

Apr 2nd, 2013 at 10:54:43 AM PDT by

I don't see why you don't charge for shipping. After all, an auction with this much to win and so much fun, I'm certain that buyers wouldn't mind paying shipping costs!!

F&W

Apr 7th, 2013 at 3:17:15 PM PDT by

Aye good question thee asks of thy Captain,Whenst me first set out on tis that voyage me thinks it to be a wondrous idea Indeed, but wasnt tip top on how it may be received. But thy knew me didnt wants thy dialogs with me crew cluttered with beggars of thee free shippin' Arrrugh. Tis thee very first thing said at many a auctions I hath witnessed. Me thinks it to be rude to ask for such a thing and thoust should leave that matter to thy seller of goods. Not all hath thee gold to cover such things but i be knowin they would'st if thee could. Aye, likes me fer examples, is but a poor and humbles sea captain who believes with his soul in fair trade ants me thinks that sharin thee burden of shippin thy cargo wouldst be a fairer offer than layin thy burden onst a singular matey, so me thinks

Apr 9th, 2013 at 1:34:38 AM PDT by

tinks me fer now pass on thee nice offfer with the cutless,,, i might wanna do some scavengin of me own, be hard to do with me old peg leg afar....... meanin i like to beach comb lol...fanned yer fine auction and kepin me eye on it as well.....arrrrrg..!!!!!

Apr 8th, 2013 at 10:01:01 AM PDT by

Aye, me only wish I hast 2 good eyes to watch tis, Aye what a voyage tis been. And me only spoke in jest abouts loppin thee stump of a leg offs,aye unless ye wants me too, then I be obligin' thee

Apr 9th, 2013 at 10:25:45 PM PDT by

lmao.. u have such nice booty.

Apr 5th, 2013 at 2:25:53 PM PDT by

Aye and ye hath a good eye!!

Apr 6th, 2013 at 10:43:39 PM PDT by

My booty is up for auction. is in the Jewelry & Watches | Other Jewelry & Watch Items category