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Brand spanking new...wait a minute....it just occurred to me....where in the world did that term come from...brand SPANKING new? Think about it! By golly, I think I've just discovered one of life's greatest mysteries. Does it mean it was spanked as soon as it came off the assembly line? Or, how about....when you give someone something that's brand spanking new....you get to spank them? Or they they get to spank you? Where does all this spanking come from?
Now....that'll give you something to think about while you're lying in bed tonight. Heh Heh!

Anyway...before I rudely interrupted myself....this baby was handmade by some little old monk...I think he was 117...all dried up and wrinkly. His fingers were all worn down to the bone so he made it with his feet. Hold on there, Doodlebug.....that would mean it was FOOTmade instead of handmade. Oh well! It took him 7 1/2 years to make it, because of the arthritis in his toes....so that makes this puppy quite special. Ya think? He was paid 7 cents (US), and then keeled over dead at the sight of all that money. Poor old dude!

I've had this over a year and never used it....like most things around here. It's 4" from top to bottom, 2" wide, and has elastic on both sides. Magnetic snap closure, with a belt loop/clip-on thingy. It has a logo with a hand on it. You'd think the logo would have a foot on it....I don't know.

Small and compact.....and just as cute as a button. Oh NO......where did THAT term come from????? Buttons are CUTE?????

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